The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 491 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.167 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 367 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,988 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 491's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 491 is ranked 148,086^th in the world and 2,947^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 599.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.